My only talent is breathing
I said this to my mom and she just said “you have asthma, moron”
what if people named their kids when they turn 18 so the kid has a name that fits its personality
when people think that Ghost Adventures and Ghost Hunters are the same thing
AS ISRAELI IN ITALY I WANT TO SAY SOMETHING!
If morocco was bombing us, WE WOULD BOMB THEM TOO.
If we bomb Switzerland, Switzerland would bomb us too.
NOW, why you guys complain?